The Pugilist |
second bloke walks on he is rich a politician
says to poor man
hello you poor bastard want some sort of help do you?
poor bastard says - well yes that'd be very helpful thanks [doffs cap]
rich fucking idiot Eton politician says
i know you do - i helped make you poor you stupid poor person,
but you literally have no idea i did it, do you?
in fact i think you voted for me didn't you?
poor bastard says - i dunno - i suppose so [shrugs]
3rd man - the businessman walks in
says to rich man
well hang on haven't we arranged something? eh nudge nudge
rich fucker says - oh yeah
i nearly forgot
and these 2 fuckers go off and have a little chat
the rest is history
the poor bastard now has to reach a set target by acquiring a set of standards that are expected of him.
he doesn't because he simply can't
and the politician and the businessman both know he can't
...the poor bastard.
the rich walk away knowing the poor man will still be there in the morning standing there wondering what the fuck is going on...
the politician and the businessmen take the money invested and all the doh they made out of selling the show to other investors of the pay for watch spectacle and arrange for the next vulnerable charity case
the poor bastard
as the politician and the businessman are both the from same family
they walk away very rich indeed
repeat ad infinitum
Is this social impact investing? or is this boxing?
i dunno i get confused sometimes